oh, hello

Welcome to my website, I'm so glad you're here! I'm a Canada/New York hybrid, which means that if I'm getting off a train, I might elbow you to the side if you're blocking the exit, but I'll also apologize profusely while doing it.

I live in the middle of a fairly varied Venn diagram of likes and hobbies. A day with me could mean binge-watching a show, going for a hike, baking cookies, or trying some new exercise trend (and sometimes failing spectacularly...I'm looking at you, pole-dancing).

I guess the through-line is always laughter. I love to laugh, and make others laugh. I love to entertain, sing, dance, speak in silly voices, tell jokes, and generally try to make the world a more positive place.

Where do the Generals keep their armies?

Up their sleevies.